I hate thinking up titles. That is all.Tumblr (3.0; @hlplattypus)http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eab2ba4197250597ea2ebb35bd2a1eda/tumblr_mgw0fi8bj61qzrlhgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/40942512971/au-frogfic-fan-art-sent-to-me-from-heather">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>AU Frogfic.</p> <p>Fan art sent to me from <a href="http://soleiltanze.deviantart.com/">Heather</a>. </p> </blockquote> <p>you guys. I drew this.</p>http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/40991959391http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/40991959391Sun, 20 Jan 2013 01:28:38 -0500Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696<br /> <br /> Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433<br /> <br /> LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255<br /> <br /> Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386<br /> <br /> Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743<br /> <br /> Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438<br /> <br /> Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673<br /> <br /> Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272<br /> <br /> Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000<br /> <br /> Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/34802295020http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/34802295020Thu, 01 Nov 2012 21:59:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2715yTU5P1rtsb47o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2715yTU5P1rtsb47o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2715yTU5P1rtsb47o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2715yTU5P1rtsb47o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2715yTU5P1rtsb47o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2715yTU5P1rtsb47o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2715yTU5P1rtsb47o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>bff- George.</p> <p>lover- Ron (youhavenoideahowexcitedigotbythat)</p> <p>enemy- Draco</p> <p>wand twinners- Hagrid</p> <p>first kiss- Draco</p> <p>killed by- George. Dang. Theres a twist we weren’t expecting.</p>http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/22143545083http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/22143545083Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:13:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2y0evg8cF1rpsyico1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Good bye, human!</p>http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/21653807316http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/21653807316Mon, 23 Apr 2012 13:25:43 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yaAhxg4Lz0A?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This made me cry like a baby.</p>http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/20451938223http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/20451938223Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:20:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzg2skVaX1qfjjglo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzg2skVaX1qfjjglo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://musicgoeson.tumblr.com/post/19364567406/polite-bears-lol-look-at-that-tiny-fence">musicgoeson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <h1><strong>Polite bears</strong></h1> </blockquote> <p>lol look at that tiny fence. safe.</p> </blockquote> <p>the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”</p> </blockquote> <p>Reblog er’ry time.</p> </blockquote> <p>LOL. that comment. <em>Charles</em> lmfao </p> </blockquote>http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/19793591138http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/19793591138Fri, 23 Mar 2012 16:02:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq6n6fDI3a1qenwbzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/19530166247http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/19530166247Sun, 18 Mar 2012 16:11:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lofsmstCbs1qcb5fko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theamericankid.com/post/7699715751">theamericankid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Futurama Fry</p> </blockquote>http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/18870757387http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/18870757387Tue, 06 Mar 2012 18:51:10 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fbmcOroa1qz4cuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/18796954474/world-record-largest-human-mattress-dominoes">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/world-record-largest-human-mattress-dominoes/">World Record: Largest Human Mattress Dominoes</a></p> </blockquote>http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/18819431360http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/18819431360Mon, 05 Mar 2012 19:50:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02xxkmo0t1qhktmuo7_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02xxkmo0t1qhktmuo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02xxkmo0t1qhktmuo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02xxkmo0t1qhktmuo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02xxkmo0t1qhktmuo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://harrypotterhumor.tumblr.com/post/18427572153/harry-potter-humor-giveaway-contest-were">harrypotterhumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><big><big><big><big><big><strong>Harry Potter Humor giveaway contest!!!</strong></big></big></big></big></big></p> <p>We’re giving away a Harry Potter backpack (perfect condition, made in 2003 so it’s no longer sold anywhere other than eBay, etc.), custom-made pinback buttons, and an “I’d get sleazy for Ron Weasley” t-shirt (size medium)</p> <p>Here are the rules:</p> <ul><li>Must be following <a href="http://harrypotterhumor.tumblr.com">harrypotterhumor</a> tumblr, we will check.</li> <li>Must reblog, likes don’t count. You can reblog as many times as you’d like.</li> <li>For an extra 50 entries, solve the “riddle” at the end of this post and type it into your address bar followed by <strong>.tumblr.com </strong>Follow the rules on that site.</li> <li>There will be 3 winners, chosen randomly by a number generator.</li> <li>The contest ends on March 31st, winners will be contacted through their ask box so keep it open!</li> </ul><p><strong>Tumblr URL =</strong> Albus Dumbledore’s 2nd middle name + The last name of the first student sorted in Harry’s year + the number of times Daniel Radcliffe blinks with one eye in Sorcerer’s Stone (no I’m just kidding about the last one)</p> <p><strong>Password =</strong> Name of the beast whose fur is sometimes used to make invisibility cloaks + the number of players on a quidditch team</p> </blockquote>http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/18490526026http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/18490526026Wed, 29 Feb 2012 06:21:31 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzr7p8DVU41qira7no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/18017478071http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/18017478071Tue, 21 Feb 2012 13:01:21 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzmldjdwJl1qfedymo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://amberrcampbelll.tumblr.com/post/17869013166/hehehhee" class="tumblr_blog">amberrcampbelll</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>hehehhee</p></blockquote>http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/17929448091http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/17929448091Sun, 19 Feb 2012 23:43:22 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzij6cKq2L1rptjpno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/17929404119http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/17929404119Sun, 19 Feb 2012 23:42:32 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgvs7WNKg1r1gugbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://homesweethomicide13.tumblr.com/post/17696729506/my-dog-looks-like-a-fuzzy-penis-that-is-all">homesweethomicide13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.</p> </blockquote> <p>THE NOISE THAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS NOT HUMAN</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS IS SO FUNNY! I died.</p>http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/17698073983http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/17698073983Wed, 15 Feb 2012 23:40:43 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzfzzk0Qg31rpsyico1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/17660218444http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/17660218444Wed, 15 Feb 2012 11:18:56 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo3cakGNI31qmqpiro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/17503321555http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/17503321555Sun, 12 Feb 2012 14:38:04 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt0w3fcpVg1qgxicoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whitneyjulia.tumblr.com/post/17483725616/bby-333">whitneyjulia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>BBY <333</p> </blockquote>http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/17503215489http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/17503215489Sun, 12 Feb 2012 14:36:25 -0500<a href="http://goo.gl/r1WWa">Today is Penguin Awareness Day. This is a penguin. Now you are aware.</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whitneyjulia.tumblr.com/post/17484067740/today-is-penguin-awareness-day-this-is-a-penguin-now">whitneyjulia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest10k.1000notes.com/post/17483815332">funniest10k</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly5y9qD7TK1qlir80.jpg"/></p> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/1Wz2g"><strong><big> </big></strong></a></p> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/YpN5N"><strong><big>Following</big></strong> this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done</a></p> </blockquote> <p>omg NICOLE </p> </blockquote>http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/17503165776http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/17503165776Sun, 12 Feb 2012 14:35:37 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz4un3JdVu1qzoljso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/17487614338/the-mediocre">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://chrispiascik.com/daily-drawings/the-mediocre/">The Mediocre</a></p> </blockquote>http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/17503071346http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/17503071346Sun, 12 Feb 2012 14:34:08 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz8rbcRS7M1rpsyico1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Breakfast of champions or something.</p>http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/17436473068http://hlplattypus.tumblr.com/post/17436473068Sat, 11 Feb 2012 13:28:24 -0500